The Worm Has Turned

I was wondering this morning how one gets to be a phone sex operator. You know, those chickies (or dudes I suppose) that horny folks can call up and spout their naughty, wicked thoughts to. Because how do you recruit for something like that? I was thinking I might actually be rather good at it. No really, I have a great imagination and I like talking about sex and people seem to talk to me easily (all my life...I say "hi" and strangers start spilling their guts) and it's all anonymous...I'm fairly sure you adopt a persona...it'd be like acting. Well...in porn. That it might be a good way to make some money. But it's not like you see advertisements in the regular classifieds for that, now do you? Or do you? I never have. Would you go to work at a call center? But...get your own...cubicle? Or would they give you a special phone line for your home? I don't know if I'd want to do that at home, that seems like it's crossing a line I don't want to go near.

Probably most of the callers are regular guys who need to get off. Or want someone to talk to. And I can handle that. But what if they had some fantasy that turned my stomach? Would I be able to refer them to some other operator who handled that particular fetish? "Sorry, I don't do golden showers, let me transfer you to Tina. She's our urination specialiast."

Ick. Okay...I think I now need my brain steam cleaned.

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